Desperation Boulevard

Judy Tenuta

Joan

Michael Lerner

Mannie Green

Wil Shriner

Rod Van Horne

'Weird Al' Yankovic

Himself

Dana Plato

Herself

Burt Ward

Himself

Erin Moran

Self

Rhonda Shear

Bridgette Oliver

Emo Philips

Ken Osmond

Ken Osmond

Matt Shea

Assistant at Audition

Deborah Theaker

Casting Lady

Leah Stanko Mangum

Fan

Jim Bruce

Stalker

Lauren Alexander

Young Joan